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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:52 pm
by RetardedJesus
My pet that ate turtles religiously, emitted dangerous gasses and went to space powered by a very fizzy and gassy ass. He encountered thousands, thousands apon thousands, of space monkeys and space goats which is good and liked to riding a ferocious and angry beast.

Rescue purple pigs because all the weekdays are full of magnetic chocolate that always melts when you suck a badgers toes which obviously tastes like little furry emergency midgets, like A frightened pelican being arrested for carrying gnomes without the proper licence For rotating hedgehogs.

And god created these hedgehogs for Throwing at pirates to prevent the pirate apocalypse which was imminent. Uniforms were banned, causing angry chefs to ignite in pubic and spurt forth Marmite sandwiches that upon contact with Jeremy Beadles beard causing a huge


well this seems to have died thought id try and revive it :P

marmite explosion to

Edit: added the whole story

PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:39 pm
by Queen Randomist
engulf the entire

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:45 pm
by RetardedJesus
guess this thread really is dead 'vol au vont anyone' :D

(youll get it if you were at the leeds show, not too sure if hes done this joke at any other shows on the tour)

PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:55 pm
by Smelkus the stoat wobbler
John cravens newsround

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:58 pm
by CDUck
has today reported

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:32 pm
by Monkey love
that a turtle

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:37 am
by Smelkus the stoat wobbler
Monkey love wrote:that a turtle


winked at muffins

PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:39 pm
by millie
unfortunately quite racist-ly