Rescue purple pigs because all the weekdays are full of magnetic chocolate that always melts when you suck a badgers toes which obviously tastes like little furry emergency midgets, like A frightened pelican being arrested for carrying gnomes without the proper licence For rotating hedgehogs.
And god created these hedgehogs for Throwing at pirates to prevent the pirate apocalypse which was imminent. Uniforms were banned, causing angry chefs to ignite in pubic and spurt forth Marmite sandwiches that upon contact with Jeremy Beadles beard causing a huge
well this seems to have died thought id try and revive it
marmite explosion to
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