randomists

My pet that ate turtles religiously, emitted dangerous gasses and went to space powered by a very fizzy and gassy ass. He encountered thousands, thousands apon thousands, of space monkeys and space goats which is good and liked to riding a ferocious and angry beast rescue purple pigs because all the weekdays are full of magnetic chocolate that always melts when you suck a badgers toes which obviously tastes like little furry emergency midgets, like A frightened pelican being arrested for carrying gnomes without the proper licence

For rotating hedgehogs

(new sentance)

And god created

these hedgehogs for

Throwing at pirates

to prevent the

pirate apocalypse which

was imminent. uniforms

were banned, causing

angry chefs to

Edited:too changed to to

ignite in pubic

^^ pubic???? hahahahahahahahhah im guessing you ment public but i like it

and spurt forth

Marmite sandwiches that

upon contact with

Jeremy Beadles beard

causing a huge